The Flasket Cat_Other-cool-shit hulking drinking vessel is armed

hulking drinking vessel is armed with a lid allowing for eternal reusability and brutally murdering thirsts from now until the end of time

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Holds approximately 378 12oz cans of Liquid Death or 252 19

The Flasket Cat_Other-cool-shit hulking drinking vessel is armedFinally, you can drink straight from a casket. For centuries, the idea of drinking from a casket seemed like only a dream. In the late 18th century, Sir Killington Von Murderberg invented a very long straw with a drill bit attached that allowed people to merely sip from caskets but not actually guzzle. Thats why were proud to announce that after years of R&D in our Advanced Coffin Development Team, were launching the Flasket. Which is a play on words